(Gaza) A week after the Hamas implemented Plan A of bolstering its image which saw 17 idiots shot dead for trying to storm the Israeli border. They are today implementing Plan A.2 where they will pay the families of anybody killed or injured in the upcoming 'Lets smoke the jews out' plan where they intend to light car tires (which kind of explains why they have cleared the strip of old tires and started piling them up for burning later on today on what they have named 'Tire Fridaty'
Hamas has said the money will be given:
“as compensation within the framework of the social and national responsibility of the organization.”
Bereaved families will receive $3,000, while family members
of protesters seriously wounded will receive $500. Families of protesters who
are moderately wounded will receive $200. Funny enough Hamas tweeted this the other day:
data-lang="en">The same Winnie Mandela who came out:
Hamas mourns death of Mama Winnie Madikizela-Mandela https://t.co/eLlALdgras pic.twitter.com/5xK1Hdry5O— Hamas Movement (@HamasInfoEn) April 3, 2018
"With our boxes of matches and our necklaces we will liberate this country."