UK: Man pleads guilty to having sex with chickens, his wife to filming him.

(Bradford)  In the Uk 37 year old Rehan Baig found himself in the dock for having sexual intercourse with a chicken (Well 7 that the authorities know of)  

Ok I fully accept that there are some weird people out there and that they subscribe to some pretty weird stuff, but not only was he in court , his 37 year old wife Haleema was stood next to him on charges of filming him whilst he choked his chicken. They also were charged with holding pornographic material which included videos of people in the act of intercourse with an unknown animal, a dog and several chickens and to making indecent photographs of children, as well as the possession of 405mg of cocaine and 4.07g of cannabis resin. Both have been remanded until September 25 to allow for the preparation of psychiatric and pre-sentence reports.

UK: Mohammed who travelled to Syria in which to fight with Al Qaida jailed after he was recognised by his voice print on a propaganda video.

(London) 26 year old Mohammed Yamin travelled to Syria to fight with al Qaida  in 2013, there he gave an interview to VICE news where he expressed his hatred for the Uk.

After doing his bit for radical Islam and violent terrorism , he returned to the Uk and picked up where he had left off and presumed he had got away scot free. However in 2017 police were called to central London alerted to a man acting suspiciously behind the 'Women at War' memorial on Whitehall. Which just happens to be directly opposite 10 Downing st, the home of the British PM

Mohammed, who had been filming the landmark on his mobile phone, was recorded by the body-worn cameras of the responding officers, telling them his name and address, but initially provided incorrect answers to other simple questions. This during a period of heightened security in the Uk after a number of Islamist terrorist attacks had killed 34 people, injured 100s more and just days after the London bridge terror attacks   Unfortunately for bugger lugs, the police managed to trace his voice to the idiot in the mask above and today in court he received a 10 year prison sentence for his  membership of a proscribed organisation and preparing acts of terrorism,

Mohammed Yamin,

But get this his lawyer tried to play the victim-card for this Islamic terrorist who was certainly planning to carry out a terrorist attack:

Defence lawyer Hossein Zahir said in mitigation that his client was deaf in one ear, effectively blind in one eye, and "completely rejected his previous mindset". He said Yamin was "deeply remorseful and struggling with what he did".

Yeah right, doesn't explain what the twat was doing carrying out a reconnaissance mission and what makes this even worse is the Al Q operative was actually supported in court by his family. Really?  and all we hear from the left and Islamic pressure groups is..Islamophobia.

Uk: Omar jailed for propagating ISIS propaganda inside Mosques.

(Derby) After ISIS failed big time in which to carve out a new Islamic caliphate it required a lot of new blood in which to continue the fight against the rest of the human race.  24 year old  Omar Ashfaq, hit on the idea of leaving USB pen drives full of ISIS propaganda (Including scenes of evil murders)  in the shoes of Islamic worshippers inside their shoes (Muslims take off their shoes before entering a mosque) last year during Ramadan. Inside the USB sticks were videos entitled   'ISIS children execute spies' and 'ISIS burn Turkish Apostate soldiers'. The worshippers brought this to the attention of the police and using CCTV video evidence quickly found Omar as the nasty piece of work recruiting for ISIS.  Due to the swift reporting by the mosque, plans by Omar to visit Manchester and Bradford mosques were stopped.

Today he received a prison sentence of 4 years, I’m pretty sure that Omar will become a huge hit in the prison showers where shariah law dictates he has to drop his bar of soap every day for the next 4 years.

UK: Racist bigot jailed for attacking Muslims with his car.

(Leicester) Last September 21 year old Paul Moore for some very strange reason felt that Muslims had to die and on spotting  47 year old  Zaynab Hussein walking home he drove into her, he then stopped and reversed and ran over her again.  2 men who were in the car with him, wanted nothing to do with this and jumped out of the car.  Moore then drove off until he saw a 12 year old girl wearing a Hijab, he then mounted the pavement in his car and tried to hit her also. Thankfully he only clipped her side.

Window licker Moore

Moore then turned up severely drunk at the home of his half-brother, (Why do these ingrates always have half-brothers and sisters) , and told him in offensive, racist terms, why he had attacked the woman. Apparently it was due to the terrorist attack in London in 2005, when Moore was 8 and the failed terrorist attack in London a few days before. Personally I'm surprised that with a single braincell he can hold a grudge for so long.

Anyway in court Moore was found guilty and sentenced to a minimum of 20 years in jail. Which really shouldn’t be a problem for this misogynist window licker as now he can spend all his time in the prison showers getting fucked up the arse by a 26 stone weakling called Shirley.  Put it this way, he’ll never be constipated again. 

US: 19 year old Nikolas Cruz murders 17 at his former school

(Parkland)  17 people have been murdered in cold blood at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, parkland Florida by former student 19 year old Nikolas Cruz, who towards the end of the day entered the school set off the fire alarm and as people emptied from their class rooms he opened fire with an AR15 Semi-Automatic rifle (AKA M16) 

After carrying out his evil deed, he buggered off and was taken into custody without incident in the nearby town of Coral Springs about an hour after he left the high school and liberals tell me that the death penalty is wrong. try telling that to the families of the 17 dead and the 14 wounded.

Nikolas Cruz,

US: Most Stupid comment of the Year (and we are only a fortnight in)

(US) Where do I even begin:

UK: Polish Nazis walks free from court after attacking Muslims and driving whilst drunk.

(London) Last June 48 year old Polish national Marek Zakrocki got drunk and assaulted his wife. He then got into his works vehicle and went for a drive around town.

He saw a Somali woman, got out and gave her grief and a Nazis salute, he then chased an Asian man around a shopping centre in his van and shouted "white power" before driving at a curry house owner during a drunken rampage in an attempt to smash him against the shop window.

Police were called and when he was arrested. It transpires his family had called the police and as this is the UK, instead of sending round a squad car. The Old bill continued eating their donuts and called Zakrocki on the phone in which to see if he was Ok , instead they got this:

"I'm going to kill a Muslim. I'm doing it for Britain.This is how I'm going to help the country. You people cannot do anything."

Which in a nutshell exemplifies the British Police who really do nothing when it comes to crime, unless of course you tweet something inoffensive then faster than you can say ‘Dunking donuts’ you’re nicked.

Anyway after numerous people called the police regards a nutter driving around Harrow, they got off their fat arses and made an arrest . On his person Zakrocki was found to be carrying a Nazis coin and at home he was found to have a number of flyers for the British Far right group ‘Britain First’

The Nazis coin found on Zakrocki when he was arrested.

In court his defence played the victim card for this polish Nazis by claiming he had a history of depressive illness and alcohol problems. The judge must have taken pity as he gave Zakrocki 32 weeks’ imprisonment for dangerous driving, one week for battery against his wife and six weeks for drink driving, with the latter term to run concurrently. He was also disqualified from driving for three years. But as he has already done that time on remand, he was allowed to walk free.  An attempt by his wife to keep his name out of the press was refused.

The strange thing is this happened on the anniversary of the Brexit vote and whilst the left and the media have gone well out of their way in which to scream the UK has become polarised and  racist after the EU vote when an Eastern European carries out an actual racist attack, they  leave that out by screaming out ‘British first member’’

UK: Thugs jailed for spraying corrosive fluid in women's faces.

(London) Two robbers who laughed after spraying women in their faces with cleaning fluid have been jailed for 10 years. 24 year old  Sadik Kamara, 24 year old, and 20 year old Joshua Jordan, used the corrosive  to target "petite women" who would not be able to fight back.

Sadik Kamara (l) and Joshua Jordan (r) 

Part of a gang of 5 Police are still trying to find out who their other gang members are.  

What I cannot understand is how black people in the UK are happy to protest over the smallest slight,  are somehow silent over 2 black thugs attacking women. Obviously Black lives don’t matter when the victims aren't black. 

UK: ISIS supporter found guilty of trying to brainwash children.

(Leicester)  38-year-old Zameer Ghumra has been found guilty of spreading terrorist propaganda in the UK.

The court had heard how Ghumra "brainwashed two boys, claiming Islamic State were "not bad people" and asked the children if they wanted to join the terrorist group or help recruit others. He instructed them to only have Muslim friends, taught the children how to "survive a bomb attack" and fight with knives, giving them sweets to keep them on-side. The older boy described being shown beheading videos, and asked Ghumra "how can you behead people?". Ghumra replied: "If you truly believe in Allah, you can do it."

The boys mother concerned regards the Svengali effect Ghumra had on the children reported him to the Police resulting in Ghumra’s arrest at Birmingham airport in September 2015, a computer was seized showing 1,600 search results for terms including “survival knives” and “bushcraft”. The court also heard how Ghumra openly supported ISIS and had plans to open a religious school:

In his defence Ghumra claimed the children had been put up to "making a false allegation". Thankfully the court was having none of his victim excuses and found him guilty of promugating terrorist paraphernalia. He will be sentenced tomorrow. 

US: US Traitor complains he is banned from entering Canada.

(Washington) Bradley Edward Manning, who was sent down for 35 years for betraying a whole raft of US secret communications to sex pest Julian Assange. Has complained that on trying to enter Canada , Ottawa crossed her legs and said no to the chick with a dick. Naturally Manning has gone into a hissy fit and screamed he will appeal. if anybody finds offence with my post please correct me on the following:

1. He is a traitor
2. He still has his penis
3. Assange rather than face a Swedish court, has locked himself away for far longer than anything the Swedes would have given him.

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so, i guess canada has permanently banned me ? ✋🤠🌄🇨🇦 @CitImmCanada denied entry b/c of convictions similar to "treason" offense 🤔🌈💕 pic.twitter.com/xp0JOEEOGd

— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) 25 September 2017

UK: 40 year old sex pest jailed for sex attack on child of 14

(Bradford) 40 year old persistent sexual offender  Qamar Zaman simply could not resist his desire when he saw a 14 year old child walking down the street. First of all he informed her that he was going to rape her, as she walked down the street, then as she walked away, he jumped out of his car, and tried to drag her back to his car, whilst demanding oral sex, she managed to escape, run home and informed the police. As the Police were transporting her to the Police station, she spotted Zaman and he was arrested. Naturally he denied all of the above, but then it came out in the wash that he had form and that in 2011 he was charged and found guilty of sexually pestering a pregnant woman.

Qamar Zaman

His defence lawyer, tried to pass off Zaman as a pillar of the community and provided a number of glowing references, (All of which, kind of omitted his earlier offence) that Zaman had now lost his job as a takeaway delivery driver. That he was the father of two very young children ,that  he suffered from depression and diabetes. And that he cared for his elderly mother who had dementia. He finished off with how Zaman's poor English and health problems would make prison a particularly isolating place for him....My heart bleeds.

Sentencing him the judge Recorder Tahir Khan QC said:

"So here you are, back before the crown court for another sexual assault on a female, this time a 14-year-old girl. You have not accepted any wrongdoing or shown any regret or remorse for what you did."

And proceeded to send him down for 3 years.

UK: 31 year old Ali jailed for 5 years for underage sex with a 14 year old girl

(Bradford)  31 year old Shahid Ali groomed a 14 year old child on facebook, then he organised a meeting in a hotel where he got her drunk and out of her head with drugs, then he had his way with her. The next day, realising he used no protection they visited a chemist (Pharmacy)  for the morning –after pill where staff on realizing that they were dealing with underage sex with a Pakistani man called the police. They traced them both back to the hotel and Ali was arrested.

In court, despite his defence trying to paint him as the victim, Ali was sent down for 5 years and 3 months. What is it about Pakistani males and little girls. 

Who are the real haters out there?

(US) So did you hear about the incident on Thursday where a gay Jew and his husband who were so offended by having to share a flight with the daughter (Ivanka Trump) of Donald Trump and her family (husband and three children) that he decided to unload on her in front of her children. Rather than lower herself to his level, she simply kept her children happy and ignored him.

The crew, on hearing this outburst, threw the unhappy gay couple off of the flight, whereupon they resorted to victim mode in which ink the water (like the cephalopods they are... spineless) in which to mask their escape and allow them both to scuttle into the nearest dark hole for safety.

Just what is it about the left who feel they have the right to vent their spleens in the most intolerant and abusive manner in which to prove a political point? Is it right to attack a person in front of her 3 young children simply because you don't agree with the politics of their relatives?

That got me thinking, as a brown skinned person with an Islamic name, can you imagine the outcry from this gay couple if I simply sat behind them on a vehicle (plane/train or automobile) and simply uttered phrases in Arabic. As gays and Jewish, do you think the pair would have felt uncomfortable?

Well, funny enough that's exactly what happened the other day to a British Muslim who presumed it would be funny to walk up and down a plane uttering in Arabic, so he and his mate got dumped on the runway, and he not only got to play the victim card, but so called liberals defended him by promoting a boycott delta agenda.

So with all these allegations of right-wing hatred across the land (UK and US), why is it that we have seen far more examples of extreme left-wing hatred than right-wing? Could the left be lying?

US: Ohio attacker complained in August to university rag about being a Muslim

(US) Somali-born Artan was living in the US as a legal permanent resident, he left Somalia with his family in 2007, and lived in Pakistan before resettling two years ago in the US and in August of this year he opined to the Lantern (state university newspaper) about living in the US.

UK: Mudasser Nadeem faked mental illness in which to get sectioned...

(Bradford) I've heard some strange stories in my time, but I have to admit this one really takes the biscuit. Say hello to 27-year-old Mudasser (apt first name) Nadeem who, on getting arrested again (more on that later), faked he had a mental illness and was placed in Lynfied Mount Hospital in which to try and play a get out of jail card. It seems that after a couple of days licking the windows, he wanted to use his phone, and when he didn't get the respect he feels he deserved, he went all loony tunes.

He “karate-chopped” a female victim support worker on her neck, causing her to fall to the floor. As her colleague tried to intervene, Nadeem struck him to the face with the upper cut and kicked and stamped on him on the floor. Another staff member was punched to the ground “in the style of a boxer”, and another was hit and knocked to the floor as he tried to grab and stop Nadeem who had also grabbed a male patient’s head and was smacking it against a wall.

Wanker Nadeem

Staff members locked themselves in an office to try and escape Nadeem, but he kicked at the door and broke its wooden frame. He then picked up a piece of wood and tried to smash glass in the door, saying: “This is what happens when you don’t listen to me.”

After other staff were called in as back-up, Nadeem barricaded himself in a dining room. When police arrived, he was taken into an isolation room with officers and health professionals. He proceeded to strip naked and run around the room, becoming verbally abusive to police and spitting at a policeman. He then urinated in a bottle and sprayed it at officers, masturbated into his hands and rubbed them on glass, and smeared his own faeces on the walls.

Julian White, for Nadeem, said his client had told the probation service he had faked mental illness in order to be taken into hospital, due to feeling “uncomfortable” at home. The court heard that medical and psychiatric reports had found no aspect of mental illness in the defendant, who had previously served an eight-year sentence for robbery and been re-called on licence three times. Sentencing him to 21 months in jail, Judge Jonathan Durham Hall QC labelled Nadeem’s behaviour “appalling and disgraceful.” He said:

“This was very nasty violence, you set about four hospital staff with blows including karate chops and then you assaulted a patient. You wasted the time of doctors for your own peculiar and very selfish needs. You may have personality issues, but there is nothing really wrong with you.”

As this is the UK, expect to see Mr Sandwich short of a picnic out on the streets very soon, mugging some old lady and then playing the racist card in which to try and get a cash handout.

8 years ago, Dickhead was jailed for 5 years for carrying out a violent robbery.

7 years ago, Dickhead was jailed for carrying out another violent robbery.

And you thought I was joking when I said this wanker (quite literally) will be out very soon.