Friday, March 29, 2013

North Korea reveals US mainland strike plan

(Pyongyang) Clearly offended by how the US flew a couple of B-2 stealth bombers on a training exercise from the American mainland to the Korean peninsula the other day, the North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un took part in a photo shoot where he signed the paperwork required in which to settle the score with Washington and destroy the American imperialist once and for all. Here is the picture as reported by the North Korean Government:

Now take a look over the shoulder of that General to the far left of the picture:

Ah, somebody forgot to cover the master plan to attack the US. Let's look closer at where the North Koreans are going to strike, shall we?

The thing is, the above photo shoot wasn't intended for anybody but the people of North Korea. Talk about credibility gap. To be honest, the following video from a children's TV show from the 1960s is much more credible and much more realistic.