80 Taliban storm Pakistani border post, 7 killed

(Pakistani) The Afghan Taliban, on a promise to rape a few young boys inside Pakistan, became somewhat angry when the Pakistani border police demanded IDs, so they pulled out a load of weapons and in the ensuring firefight they lost 7 religious bigots and left another 9 behind wounded. Taking the hint, the Afghan religious bigots buggered off back into the mountains in which to worry a few goats.