(Chalon-sur-Saône) On Saturday, 37 year old Ahmed burst into the local cathedral (whilst
drunk I should add) and demanded that the Koran be read or else he would blow
the place up with a hand grenade. In light of how a French priest was beheaded less than 2 years ago in France, the above incident was taken seriously and the drunken pious Ahmed was arrested.
On Monday he appeared in court where it was revealed that 37 year old Ahmed who lives at home with his parents has 27 previous convictions of which 3 were death threats. The court was adjourned until the end of the month to allow Ahmed to build up a defence.
