Sunday, August 3, 2014

Terrorists attack Lebanese town, kill 8

(Arsal) When troops at a Lebanese Army checkpoint stopped and arrested Syrian Imad Ahmed Jomaa, a leader of the Islamic terrorist group Al-Nusra Front, who was on route for a little bit of non-Islamic R&R in Beruit (a few beers, spend the night with a young boy, etc.), the local terrorists groups across the border in Syria didn't like this. So, like a scene from a zombie film, groups of Islamic terrorists arose out of the ground and surrounded the town of Arasl. Then, with a blood-curdling "Allah Ackba!" they pounced and attacked.

In the attack, they killed 8 soldiers, kidnapped another 16 whilst losing 11 of their own.