Calamity Jihad

(Somalia)  Well what do you know, the Deadwood stage came a calling in Somalia today resulting in the deaths of two of Allah's finest terrorists. It seems that a little plane in the sky took umbridge with a Suzuki car which was tottering along the road between the towns of Jilib and Barawe and unleashed  a kinetic strike against it  taking out two senior commanders of the Islamic Terrorist  group, al-Shabab. It seems that Allah's little death fest inside a shopping centre inside Kenya has backfired somewhat on the idiots who carried it out and which is why they are steadily getting taken out.