Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A shit story

(UK) Every now and again along comes a story which just beggars belief, and here is one such example:

43-year-old David Truscott, was today remanded in custody inside Langdon Hospital, Devon after he threatened to kill a farmer who asked him to get off his land in May of this year. A farmer who, I should add, has a restraining order against Mr Truscott from entering his land for the past 8 years. Which now begs the question, why is there a restraining order against Mr Truscott. You see, Mr Truscott has a strange fetish, he likes to get naked and roll around in slurry pits and fresh cow manure, and this is exactly how the farmer found Davis (who was as happy as a pig in shit) the other month. Words fail me.