The City of Reykjavík will no longer purchase goods made in
Israel. The City Council voted yesterday that the city would not purchase any
goods manufactured in Israel as long as the Israeli occupation of Palestinian
territories continues...I wonder if this Icelandic boycott will include the following:
First, remove all Intel Pentium and Celeron computer
processor chips from personal computers (desktops, laptops and notebooks) as
these were either developed or manufactured in Israel.
Note that the revolutionary new Ivy Bridge processor will be
manufactured in Israel. Any computers running the Windows XT operating system
must be turned off immediately as this was developed in Israel. All current
Microsoft operating systems are not to be used as Microsoft is heavily reliant
on its Israel R&D centre.
Step 2. Any computers that still work need to have their
anti-virus software and personal firewalls removed as this technology
originated in Israel. The organisation’s firewall will also need to be switched
off. Staff should no longer open external emails as most of these will be
infected with viruses. No outgoing emails can be sent. The algorithm (code)
that’s used today for sending e-mails, was made by an Israeli who worked at the
Ben-Gurion University in Be’er-Sheva in 1980.
Step 3. Discard all mobile phones, as this technology was
developed in Israel, where the first mobile phones were manufactured. Mobile
chip technology from a single Israeli company has now been installed in over
100 million devices. Only top-level staff may retain mobile phones for
emergency situations. However the use of SMS (Texting) is expressly forbidden
as this facility was developed in Israel. No 4G devices can be used, as the
chipset is Israeli.
Step 4. Turn off your voice-mail service and delete any
recorded messages. Israeli companies invented the voice-mail system. If someone
you do not know answers your phone-call, then hang up. Israeli call-centres and
call-centre technology is in widespread operation in the UK.
Step 5. Before accepting any printed material, check that
the supplier has not used the Israeli device that might have saved up to 50% of
the ink used.
Step 6. At home, do not use Facebook as many in-built and
add-on applications are Israeli-developed. Do not watch videos on the Internet
as the platform used to upload them may be from AOL and hence from an Israeli
company. Do not use the Internet to search for answers to your questions as
this may involve use of an Israeli-developed search engine. Better to remain
unenlightened.
Step 7. On your TV or home entertainment centre, do not use
Video On Demand (VOD) to watch movies as you may inadvertently see an advert
displayed using Israeli software. Do not purchase any games devices as these
are likely to use Israeli technology.
Step 8. Do not read books using an e-book as this may
contain Israeli technology. Do not use data storage as it may have been developed
at Israel’s storage technology R&D center.
Step 9. Do not buy an electric car as it is likely to be
powered with an Israeli battery or use Israeli developed charging mats.
Continue to sit in traffic knowing that you are polluting the environment and
financing oil-rich despotic regimes.
Turning to food and drink, all food outlets on the
organisation’s premises must dispose of cherry tomatoes, which were developed
in Israel. Staff must ensure that no cherry tomatoes are included in sandwiches
brought into office premises. The ban also applies to honey and any products
derived from honey. Israel has developed solutions to the worldwide problem of
bee-colony collapse, so that any products derived from bees might only be
available now due to an Israeli invention.
Avoid drinking any of the world-recognized award-winning
Israeli wines. Do not consume homemade drinks from Israeli-manufactured
household drinks machines.
Avoid any fruit from South Africa or Peru as produce from
these countries is being marketed with Israeli brand names.
No agricultural products from the following areas must be
consumed as they use water irrigation and agricultural technology provided
directly from Israel. This includes most of Africa, China, India, Indonesia (a
Muslim country), Nepal and many others.
Much fruit and vegetables (including organic) imported into
the UK has been enhanced using Israeli technology. This may save millions of
people from starving around the world, but is not a good reason for you to eat
it. To be safe, only eat fruit and vegetables that you have grown yourself
using seeds that have been in your family for generations.
Part Two – Staff Health.
Destroy all personal medication. Israel’s Teva
Pharmaceuticals, the largest generic drugs company in the world, will have
manufactured many of your medicines.
Staff with the following illnesses will need to take specific
precautions.
Cancer – do not take any form of medication or treatment.
Israeli scientists have been working at the forefront of oncology for decades.
AIDS and HIV – beware; researchers at Israel’s Weizmann
Institute or Hebrew University developed or improved AZT and Hypericin-based
drugs; they have also developed a treatment that destroys HIV-infected cells
without damaging healthy ones.
Diabetes – do not measure or inject Insulin using the
devices developed by Israeli scientists.
Multiple Sclerosis – stop taking Copaxone, one of the most
efficient medicines and the only non-interferon agent, as Teva developed
it. Don’t touch Laquinimod either.
Parkinson’s – remove the Israel-pioneered brain pacemaker to
stop tremors. Discontinue Levodopa, which reduces motor disturbances. Cease
sessions that involve magnetic cortex stimulation.
Staff with a family history of heart disease and
arteriosclerosis must not use the Israeli device for early detection of
these. Rather, wait until onset of the
disease.
Epileptics – stop treatment that may have benefited from the
Israeli discovery of the underlying mutant gene; also throw away the bracelet
that sends out an alert when a person goes into seizure.
Staff or relatives with Age-related Macular Degeneration –
remove Israeli implants that arrest the disease.
Liver disease – abandon Israeli-developed antibody
immunotherapy treatments.
Emphysema – steer clear of the Israeli protein replacement
therapy.
Myeloma – stop taking the drug Velcade, which was developed
over a period of 30 years by scientists at Haifa.
Sleep apnea – no tests using the breakthrough Israeli device
for diagnosis.
Dyslexics must not benefit from the Israeli Internet-based
reading system.
Skin allergies must be treated with steroid creams only, as
the new safer non-steroid alternative is Israeli.
Any incident of stroke or head trauma or onset of
Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, MS, epilepsy, glaucoma or brain tumor must avoid
using any of the Weizmann Institute’s patented methods of treatment.
Before any surgery or medical tests, check that hospital
catheters have not been protected from infection using the new plastic from
Israel that disables microorganisms. Avoid throat surgery as this may utilize
Israeli surgical lasers.
Ensure any colonoscopy or gastro investigation does not use
internal Israeli cameras such as the Pillcam.
Never undergo surgery to install an artificial heart, as the first
artificial heart transplant took place in Israel.
Kidney transplant patients must wait for donors of the same
blood group as only Israel’s revolutionary new methods allow donors from other
blood groups. Staff of Arab origin must
not make use of the only database for matching potential Arab donors of
bone-marrow – in Israel.
In the event of a spinal injury or disease, do not accept
spinal implants – likely to be an Israeli product or development. Heart rhythm
problems must not be solved with the Israeli-developed heart pulse generator.
All heart stents are off-limits as most of these originate from Israeli medical
companies.
Check all vaccines as many of these have been developed in
Israel. Ensure that all X-rays do carry
a radiation risk, as the only radiation-free system is Israeli. Treatments derived from Stem Cell research
must be avoided as most of these are Israeli-developed.
If you or your family are struck with a bacterial infection,
do not take alternatives to older, ineffective bacteria-resistant antibiotics,
as an Israeli discovery will have been responsible for the modern, effective
drugs. Check that any pain relief medication is not based on soya as an Israeli
doctor discovered the beneficial effect of the soya bean.
Do not use the revolutionary new Israeli bandage that saved
the life of Arizona senator Gabriella Giffords after she was shot in the
head. If you break a bone badly, reject
any treatment that involves introducing collagen, as this may have been
manufactured from Israeli plants.
Do not protect babies and infants from Sudden Infant Death
Syndrome with the Babysense system from Israel.
Do not use Epilady (or epilator) – two Israelis invented
this hair removal device.
Finally, reject all major dental treatment, as your teeth
may need to be scanned with an Israeli-developed dental scanner.
Part Three – Dealing with People.
When interviewing prospective new staff or holding meetings
with members of the public or with individuals from other companies, it is
vital that you check whether they originate from, or are associated with the
following countries and areas. You must ensure that you do not have any contact
with people who have benefited from Israel’s aid to those countries. The
organization must avoid any possible acknowledgment of Israel’s contribution to
world relief. In addition, you must
obtain a formal statement from the government of these countries that Israeli
aid was not responsible for the production or development of any goods and
services supplied to the organization.
These locations include:
Japan (As well as rescue teams, Israel supplied Geiger
counters and Israeli thermal imaging cameras are monitoring the reactor cores –
Mar 2011)
Ghana (has been receiving technological aid from Israel
since 2006; Israel is now providing neonatal units to save many of the 4,800
babies that die each year – Mar 2011)
New Zealand (Israel sent several rescue teams, temporary
shelters and water purification systems following the Christchurch earthquake
in Feb 2011)
Chile, whose rescued miners were treated to a tour of Israel
as part of their “Pilgrimage of Thanks” (Feb 2011)
Vietnam, whose milk industry is being totally transformed
using high-yield Israeli cows (Feb 2011)
Uganda (Israeli solar-powered refrigerators were provided to
store v1accines used to eliminate an outbreak of Polio from the country in Jan
2011)
Kenya (Israel’s Agency for International Development built a
state-of-the-art Emergency Room in a hospital serving 6 million Kenyans in Jan
2011)
The Maldives (although non-Islamic worship is banned here,
Israeli eye-doctors performed free operations for citizens in Dec 2010)
Philippines (signed major trade agreement with Israel in Nov
2010)
Romania (Israeli doctors treated babies following fire at a
neonatal unit – Sep 2010)
Cameroon (Ophthalmologists from Haifa restored vision to
patients and trained local medical teams in these procedures – Aug 2010)
The Congo (Israel were the first burn specialists on the
scene following the oil tanker fire disaster in July 2010)
Angola (mines cleared by Israeli technology – July 2010)
Mississippi (bio-remediation technique used to clean up
after oil spills was developed in Israel)
China (a major purchaser of Israeli technology, and
recipient of medical aid and training)
South Africa (Israelis trained their doctors to perform
circumcisions to prevent the spread of AIDS – July 2010)
Haiti (Israel set-up the largest field hospital to treat
victims of the 2010 earthquake, the hurricane and the cholera outbreaks and
provided vital assistance for over a year)
Sri Lanka (Israel conducted a massive airlift with food, 50
medical staff and rescue teams only 48 hours after the Tsunami in Dec 2004)
India (Israel sent an fully-equipped field hospital
following Gujarat earthquake in Feb 2001)
El Salvador (Israel relief aid following earthquake in 2001)
Georgia (Israel contributed food and seeds for farmers
following severe drought in 2001)
Turkey (Israel relief aid following earthquake in 2000)
Mozambique ((Israel
relief aid following floods in 2000)
Colombia (Israel sent medical aid and food following
earthquake in 1999)
Venezuela (President Chavez has forgotten Israel’s aid
following floods of 1999)
Central America (Israel sent emergency medical aid teams and
equipment to help victims of Hurricane Mitch in 1998)
Pakistan (2005) and Peru (2007) both accepted aid from
Israeli NGOs following earthquake disasters.
Peru’s hydro-electric power plants are also being built and
run by an Israeli company.
Rawanda, Mexico, Chad, Sudan (Darfur) and Malawi all have
received humanitarian aid from Israel, including medical assistance from
Israel’s NGO IsraAID.
Always remember that the boycott extends to any individuals
from the above regions that have been exposed to Israeli assistance during the
63 years existence of the current Jewish State.
Part Four – Other Impacts.
-Reject all products from the USA. Analysis conducted in a
typical US stateshows that Israeli innovations were responsible for $2.4
billion in direct revenue to that state’s economy in 2009 and generated nearly
6,000 jobs.
-Do not tutor your children in advanced Mathematics
techniques, which may have originated in Israel. Also, if these techniques are
used in your children’s schools, withdraw your children immediately.
-Keen ornithologists should consider giving up their hobby
as many rarespecies stop off or reside in Israel during their twice-yearly
migration.
-Do not watch the new series of NCIS as one of the actresses
is Israeli.
-Avoid going to any football matches featuring teams with
Israeli players.
-Destroy all your recordings of Madonna, Bob Dylan, Simon
& Garfunkel, Deep Purple, Bon Jovie, Justin Bieber, George Benson, Moby and
many, many more artists who have ridiculed the illogical boycott and have
proudly performed (or will shortly perform) concerts in Israel.
-Destroy any recordings of U2, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Bruce
Springsteen, Beck, Rihanna Coldplay and any artist whose music has been
recorded using the sound technology of the Grammy Award winning Israeli company
Wave Audio. You also must get rid of any personal copies of Shrek,American
Beauty and Star Wars. Do not trust anything recorded by Sony, JVC, Toshiba or
Dell.
-Don’t go to see The Black Swan with Natalie Portman, or
watch any old films with Elizabeth Taylor – both lovers of the Jewish State.
-Do not stay in hotels or visit shopping centers owned by
Israeli companies (sorry, you will need to check which ones yourself).
-Do not have anything to do with the banks who are using
Israeli software to prevent fraud.
-Do not use any credit or debit card as the Security
monitoring system used by the credit card companies is likely to be Israeli.
-Do not buy an engagement ring containing a diamond as it is
possible that this may have been cut in Israel.
-Do not travel by air, as your plane might get towed by the
Israeli-built “Taxibot.”
-Do not use public transport inside Amsterdam, Moscow or
Northern Chinain case you benefit from Israeli transportation devices.
-If you suffer a power or network failure, be grateful that
at least you haven’t installed the Israeli system that prevents power outages.
-Finally, you need to leave all your taps running when you
leave home and must never flush your toilet, because Israel provides
water-saving technology to over half of the planet. It also is providing sewage
treatment technology across the world, including to the UK. It should be
obvious by now that all the measures specified in Parts 1 – 4 of this series of
blogs will inevitably mean that your organization and your staff will be
completely unable to function. Let’s
therefore hope that the decision by your organization to boycott Israeli products
is flushed down the toilet of history.
Thanks to the wonderful Michael Ordman!
Further Information
COCA-COLA
From 1966 onward Coca-Cola has been a staunch supporter of
Israel. Recently the Government of Israel Economic Mission honored Coca-Cola at
the Israel Trade Award Dinner for its continued support of Israel for the last
30 years and for refusing to abide by the Arab League boycott of Israel.
NESTLE
Swiss food giant Nestle will set up a global research and
development center for snack foods next year in Sderot, a town in Israel’s
Negev desert, the Maariv newspaper reported on Sunday. Nestle owns 50.1 percent
of Israeli food maker Osem Investments and the two together produce snack foods
at a plant in Sderot.
DISNEY
The Disney Company is owned by Jewish Mogul Michael Eisner.
He owns a vast media empire that includes the ABC television network, numerous
news dailies, national magazines, Hollywood film companies and a large number
of radio stations. One radio station in Los Angeles, KABC 790 AM recently
broadcast comments by Jewess Gloria Alred to the effect that the Islamic
prisoners at Guantanamo should be tortured by having their “balls” extracted
with pliers in order to make them talk. The news and commentaries made through
Michael Eisner’s media octopus are extremely Islamophobic and anti-Palestinian.
