Iran: Carries out Military exercise using ancient kit in which to wan off any possible invader.

(Tehran) The Mad mullahs a little miffed at how the nasty Israelis swatted them the other day laid on a press conference in which to placate the home population that they are ready to defend the country from invasion. Funny enough all the equipment on show is stuff purchased during the 60 and 70s. Which may be great at oppressing the sick,lame and lazy, won't last minutes agaisnt somebody equipped with kit from the 1990s never mind the past few years

But hey I suppose if you keep on shouting out never mind the quality feel the width, some little school girl will believe you.