Friday, October 27, 2017

UK: Mrs Akbar jailed for giving a blowjob in Church grounds

(Huddesfield) While the faithful demand we respect everything about their faith, the fact of the matter is, they don't give a shit about anybody else. Which is why in July of this year, 41-year-old Rasila Akbar was caught on CCTV camera leading a man into the grounds of Huddersfield Parish Church. When arrested by the police, she claimed that they’d just had a marriage ceremony in the area and she agreed to satisfy his sexual frustration.


In court it transpired that the peccadilloes regards the above 'quicky' marriage wasn't the first time Mrs Ackbar had fallen foul of the law. She had assaulted her neighbour in a row over rubbish and was then found with a knife at Dewsbury Train Station which she claimed was for foraging mushrooms and to cut away brambles to stop people from scratching themselves on them.


Magistrates sentenced Akbar to 14 weeks in custody, suspended for a year. She must also complete a community order with up to 25 days of rehabilitation activities and pay £85 costs plus £115 victim surcharge.

As she was led away from the secure dock, Akbar demanded to know if the local paper was present, before claiming that she went by a different name than stated on the official court record and that she was the victim of mistaken identity. Akbar claimed that she did not have three children, then pointed her fingers towards the reporter in a gun-like gesture, imitating pulling a trigger. She ranted: “You made a very good decision to put my children’s lives at risk. “You’re too right, I am a very dangerous woman.” That rant saw Akbar receive another 2 weeks in prison.