(London) 6 members of the religion of peace decided that a protest by the right-wing English Defence League around 160 miles away from them in the Yorkshire town of Dewsbury was not only an affront against Islam but it disrespected their pedophile warlord of a founder, so as only peaceful Muslims the world over do, they decided to teach the great unwashed a lesson. And so, armed for bear jihad, they all piled into a car and made the journey north in which to defend their intolerant religion from presumed intolerance. Lucky for the UK, this so called band of brothers arrived hours after the EDL protest has finished, so turning around they made their long journey south in which to return home to the Midands. Which is where, by a stroke of luck, they were caught. Travelling down the M1 Motorway, they were stopped by the police and one of their cars was impounded after they were found to have no insurance for it. 2 days later, when the police did a search of the vehicle, they found inside:
Today at London's Woolwich Crown Court, Jewel Uddin, Omar Mohammed Khan, Mohammed Hasseen, Anzal Hussain, Mohammed Saud and Zohaib Ahmed admitted preparing an act of terrorism between May 1 and July 4 last year.
As well as the weapon haul, the police found literature which they intended to leave behind after attacking the town of Dewsbury. It said: "To the EDL (English Drunkards League). O enemies of Allah! We have heard and seen you openly insulting the final Messenger of Allah... you should know that for every action there is a reaction. Today is a day of retaliation (especially) for your blasphemy of Allah and his Messenger Muhammad. We love death more than you love life. The penalty for blasphemy of Allah and his Messenger Muhammad is death."
Strong words from a bunch of idiots who were willing to murder as many people as possible simply because they can.
A nail bomb which contained 458 pieces of shrapnel, a partially assembled pipe bomb, two shotguns, swords and knives.
Strong words from a bunch of idiots who were willing to murder as many people as possible simply because they can.