EU grows teeth, attacks Somali pirate base

(Somalia)  Renowned for their ability to talk a good fight, the EU, which has over 24 ships patrolling in the Indian Ocean in which to help prevent pirate attacks by followers of a religion of peace, have finally decided to play hard-ball and take the fight to Capt PugWash. Which is why this morning, an air attack was launched on a pirate base, taking it out. However, they did make sure that nobody was hurt.

Expect the human rights lawyers to take to the battlefield to regain that lost Islamic honour.