Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Venezuela launches inquiry to prove that Chavez was murdered by US or Israel

(Caracas) You couldn't make it up in a month of Sundays, yet the bBC does just that.

In an exclusive interview (why am I not surprised?), Venezuelan Oil Minister Rafael Ramirez has stated that Venezuela will set up an inquiry to prove that President Hugo Chavez was murdered by either the US or Israel. Not only that but he told the bBC that he had no doubt that Mr Chavez's death was an act of confrontation and is similar to Yasser Arafat's. What do you mean he was a screaming homosexual who developed AIDS after catching it off the last bloke he buggered? An just like the PLO, they blame everybody bar nature and dickless.

I give up.

Oh, here is is the bBC interview (in Spanish) where they come out with their latest crackpot conspiracy theory. The top link gives you an abridged English version.